Who's Your Daddy?!
So your wife / girlfriend / partner is pregnant. 1 App in Health and Fitness in Australia. App Store named us best app in June. Featured on ABC-Radio, Sky News, Huffington Post, Gizmodo and Channel 9. Who’s Your Daddy is the essential iPhone app for first-ti. Let’s find out playing hacked Who’s Your Daddy! One of the players will act as a father, the other will put on his Pampers and turn into a baby. The goal of the dad is to make sure nothing happens to his little one while the toddler must find all possible ways to get in trouble. The whole thing will be happening in a big house where there. Minecraft - WHOS YOUR DADDY? KILLING THE BABIES!! W/Little Lizard & Tiny Turtle Dont forget to like and Subscribe to see more of Sharkys Adventures!
Ever wondered what it would be like to be a father with a danger obsessed baby? Try this game and you'll know for sure.
Daddy loves Baby, Baby loves knives
Slip into the shoes of an incompetent dad, one who litters his home with batteries, bleach, and full bathtubs
The Alpha setup included a typo. It’s the lack of attention to detail that shines through from beginning to grisly end. Play this game if you have nothing else to do. Go, do the laundry, mop the floor, take the dog for a walk, or start a daisy chain. Anything, absolutely anything, is better than this drivel.
The main menu of this game will remind you of The Sims 2, from the low poly blue banana and salt shaker prints on the wall to the stack of glasses on the boxy kitchen cabinets. Daddy and baby, however, don’t rank high on the fun and adorable pixelated scale.
There are no meters to fill, no secrets to unravel. The point of this game is to keep baby alive, at least, if you fulfill the role of “clueless” Daddy while rushing around completing chores. Contrary to basic human instinct, Baby is trying to die the fastest way possible. Note to Baby: skip the oven and the bathtub drowning -- it takes too long.
Sound morbid? It is. The goal is obvious, but the purpose of this game is unclear. There are too many simple ways for the baby to commit suicide, such as eating batteries or sticking a fork in an outlet. The problem is this: there are batteries everywhere and the fork is somehow always within reach. Much of this game is memorization. Look in drawers and the bathtub and the oven. Remember those places for later and then use them to your advantage. Be faster than the other player. Repeat, repeat, repeat. But still, no matter how hard you try to save your baby, the baby will win most of the time. Where is the fun in that? Oh, wait. There isn’t any.
Daddy moves with too loud footsteps. Daddy clomps through the two-story home to complete a dizzying (and boring) array of safety-related chores. Daddy slaps on outlet covers, finds pills to heal Baby, and installs cabinet locks to keep Baby out of harm’s way in the fast-flying four minute rounds. Baby can hide out of sight without a problem.
Fast Connecting, Faster Dying
Jumping into this game is fast, provided you can find someone else on the server. Since Who’s Your Daddy offers zero solo options, and no local multiplayer, you are dependent on the game server. Once in the game, you will use WASD keys and the mouse to achieve your goals of keeping your precious bundle of joy safe and sound before Mommy arrives home. Are you up to the task?
Meanwhile, Baby crawls, with odd clawing hand motions, faster than any baby you’ve seen. Baby can climb into a tub and drown, eat broken glass, and chug down a bottle of bleach in the blink of an eye. You know things are not going well when Baby turns a hideous shade of green. Fruit or medicine may save the day.
Baby has nothing to do but try to entice death. Daddy, meanwhile, must finish chores in-between keeping an eye on Baby. If Daddy succeeds in completing chores, power-ups are his big reward. These special effects give Daddy superhero powers, if only for a moment. Being able to see through a wall makes finding Baby much easier.
For a game depending on the quick life-saving movements of Daddy, it is clunky and jumpy. Objects sometimes soar through the air. Lags happen on occasion. One of the characters may get stuck for no reason. If you do rope in a few friends to join in, create a private server from the main menu. Add a password and let the baby-saving games begin.
Is there a better alternative?
Rearing children and maintain a balanced home life aren’t often the main theme of a video game. Still, there are titles that focus on family life and that do it far better than Who’s Your Daddy. Earlier versions of The Sims feature toddlers and teens who need encouragement. Otherwise, they wound up developing awful life-long characteristics. You do still need to feed and shelter the children.
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For a deeper game exploring the meaning of family and work and fulfilling your dreams, take a look at The Novelist. For a not so down-in-the-dumps gaming experience, Babysitting Mama for the Wii offers better game play in a much prettier package (at the sexist exclusion of a male playable).
These games don’t always have multiplayer options or, if they do, you can still choose to play solo and aren’t dependent on finding someone else in the mood for a turn at caregiver.
Our take
Run, don’t baby crawl, away from this terrible waste of time. Without local servers, you can’t play if no one else does.
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Should you download it?
Yes, especially If you enjoyed the “dancing baby” on Ally McBeal reruns, then you may want to consider downloading Who’s Your Daddy. It is free, after all. For everyone else, skip this nightmarish monstrosity and do something, anything, else with your time.
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When it comes to relationships, there should be only one answer to this question, your actual father.
So what is the deal with women dating guys that are 20 years their senior, or guys looking for women 20 years younger than them. This might be OK if the woman is in her 40s, but even then you have to wonder what unresolved “stuff” is pulling the strings.
I made a statement to a relationship expert friend a couple weeks ago to see how they would react. I said, “I bet that anytime you find a woman that is dating a man close to or old enough to be her father that the woman was sexually abused as a child and still has not resolved the trauma.” To my surprise, they answered, “Absolutely!”
I am sure there are exceptions as there are for every situation, but in the case of the major age disparity these are my suggestions:
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If you are a guy that likes to date younger women, one of the questions I suggest you ask as soon as possible is “Have ever been sexually abused.” If the answer is yes, then make sure they have resolved that issue before you go any further or this is a relationship destined for major challenges and likely failure. If they say, I don’t remember, don’t be a hero. Suggest they find out and get that resolved and chose to be a friend if you want to stay connected.
If you are a woman dating an older man ask yourself if you are really attracted to the man or are you looking for the trust, comfort and love that you never got from your father. If you were abused as a child, either by your father or relative, and you are not fully resolved from the trauma you have work to do. Do it now! Otherwise you are taking the love, generosity and kindness from a man that could be let down when you figure out that you really are not interested in an older man for a romantic relationship.
Again there are always exceptions, but there is a reason none of Hugh Heffner’s women stay with him.